My Inventions

Once in a while I invent something dumb. I post it here when I do. Take a look.

The George Foreman Lean Mean Tanning Machine
It's the George Foreman Lean, Mean, Fat Fighting, Skin Tanning, Grilling Machine. This revolutionary device works on the same principle as a tanning bed and the George Foreman Lean, Mean, Grilling Machine. While you grill, errr tan, the George Foreman Lean Mean Tanning Machine drains away fat. Just look what it has done for our friends.
The Privacy Robot
Click here to ask my artificially intelligent privacy robot a question.

In 1999 I stopped answering e-mails from this website. I apologize for doing so, but most of them were the same question over and over again. Almost every question was something a person should really ask their doctor not some dude who runs a fairly poor website.

In 2005 I began working on a project that will answer any embarrassing questions at all. It is called the privacy robot. Click here and ask it anything at all.

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