Here's an idea, I call it the HCG diet. Let me know if you want to try it. Let's find a hormone that women's bodies make during pregnancy, HCG, Human Chorionic Gonadotropin, it helps women form a placenta. So, let's take this HCG hormone and inject into our bodies when we are NOT pregnant. We'll then combine the injections with a 500 calorie a day diet plan and we'll lose weight like crazy.
Don't worry that the FDA, the largest health organization in the world, requires all HCG sold in the US to state that HCG is not effective in treating obesity. Let's inject it into our bodies anyway!
After all, what does the FDA know. I never consult them before taking injections! Besides, I have some syringes leftover from my last bender.
Don't feel like injections, but you want all of the failure HCG promises, why not purchase some supplements that promise to increase your HCG levels. Because nothing says waste of money like dietary supplements with unproven promises about treatments that won't work.