South Beach Diet

South Beach Diet
Here is my version of the South Beach Diet.

Put on your bathing suit. Go to South Beach. Take of your shirt and sit on the blanket for a while. Look at all of the beautiful, thin, tan people. Look at your own body.

If that doesn't motivate you, go for a walk. Walk all along South Beach until you find a donut shop. Keep walking. Walk and walk and walk looking for that donut shop.

You will become thin before you will find a donut shop in South Beach. Why? Because the thin folks at South Beach don't eat donuts.

But honestly, is life without donuts really worth living?

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